Fancy Pants

Fancy Pants
(Difford/Hewerdine)

Hello fancy pants
You walk bipolar bear
Hello fancy pants
Blue jeans on a chair
Dresses in the wardrobe
Wigs upon your hair
Hello fancy pants
In your silver underwear

Hello fancy pants
A plum in every cheek
Hello fancy pants
Your clothes all in a heap
Guitars beside the hoover
Two puppies by your feet
Hello fancy pants
Is it you that keep things sweet

Fancy pants oh, fancy pants
You came, you saw, you conquered
Fancy pants it’s good to have you back

With all the joy and laughter
There’s love upon the wing
Hello fancy pants
Your joy bells seem to ring

Fancy pants, oh fancy pants
You came, you saw, you, conquered
You fell, in love, you wondered
Fancy pants it’s good to have you back

Hey there fancy pants
Clap your hands and sing
Hello fancy pants
Watch your handbags swing
Dresses in the wardrobe
Wigs upon your hair
Hello fancy pants
Is it me you see out there?
Me you see out there