Hop, Skip and Jump

Hop, Skip and Jump
(Difford/Holland)

I wasn’t nervous when I got this date
I went along to investigate
She turned out to look like meat
I stood up and gave her the seat

I was so infatuated
Seems like it’s complicated
I was helpless and I was sober
She cracked the whip and I bent over

She stops fights and she stops traffic
She’s got a very special magic
I wasn’t nervous but I was shaking
She needed no investigating

She made me hop skip and jump
My baby is love
Well hop skip and jump
She’s a pretty one
When she’s sitting in her seat with her hand on my knee
She makes me hop, skip and jump